okay so there’s this coke bottle in the fridge with brownish blackish liquid inside. Naturally I automatically assumed it’s coke, and decided to have a sip of cold coke on a hot stuffy day. NO. It was NOT coke. I spluttered and spat out the whole mouthful. It was some sauce my father prepared that’s like soy sauce plus some other disgusting things and I almost died. WTF DAD. Are you torturing me for consuming everything you put into the fridge! Or for eating too much - eating everything I see! By disguising an unknown brown substance in a coke bottle ambush of deception to trick me into drinking it and dying! ghgsiutwfjkdvnosldvijalmsidf!