May 2012
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okay so there’s this coke bottle in the fridge with brownish blackish liquid inside. Naturally I automatically assumed it’s coke, and decided to have a sip of cold coke on a hot stuffy day. NO. It was NOT coke. I spluttered and spat out the whole mouthful. It was some sauce my father prepared that’s like soy sauce plus some other disgusting things and I almost died. WTF DAD. Are...
May 29th
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May 29th
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Listenbloodynipples: Nocturne No.1 in E Minor -...
May 29th
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May 29th
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May 29th
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omg Pierre (the I don’t care song) appeared on my dash. hahahahaha.
May 29th
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May 28th
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May 28th
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ListenNever gonna give in never gonna give it up, no!
May 28th
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“She broke into a loping run across the grass and thought she could go on all...”
May 27th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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It’s okay, you learnt 5 major lessons from this wasted hour’s journey. 1) Don’t trust that anyone would care, not even people whom you would normally assume are concerned about your interest and willing to help. 2) Nobody likes you. So the next time you are in a new social situation, make yourself sociable, friendly and likable immediately. Make an effort to make friends when...
May 27th
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May 27th
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May 26th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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OMG CHECK OUT GOOGLE.
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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teacher: you are taking a test why do i hear talking
me: because u have ears
*high-fives the person next to me and double backflips out of the room onto a motorcycle with lady gaga's head on it and drives off into the sunset screaming yolo*
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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wide-eyed-wreckless: i wish i was born in the the proterozoic era, nobody judged you
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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WatchWatch
Taking place in England the owners of the yard slowly kept adding sections to the contraption so when the squirrel learned one section and got the nuts, they’d add another section. It took over 2 weeks to get to the final product you see in the video. DAMN!
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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The meaning of all the deaths in HP:
James and Lily: To establish the story line as well as to show orphans of war.
Cedric Diggory: To show Voldemort's mercilessness.
Sirius Black: To show Harry's lack of guidance/parental figures.
Albus Dumbledore: To show the death of a great leader can't stop a war.
Hedwig: To show the end of Harry's childhood.
Mad Eye: To show the death of a soldier.
Dobby: To show even the smallest of creatures can die a Hero's death.
Fred Weasley: To show that some deaths you just can't get over. And that's okay.
Tonks and Remus Lupin: To reestablish orphans of war.
Colin Creevey: To show that the good die young, even when they aren't supposed to.
Severus Snape: To show that you can always change your ways. Always.
May 21st
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DAMMIT YOU HAVE TO LOSE WEIGHT. OK I SWEAR I’M GOING TO TRY HARDER.
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